From the Diary of Joe Biden, Day 36

Dear Diary,

Kamala I’ve been writing so many executive orders, I haven’t had a chance to update my diary. CNN says I’ve taken an early lead in executive orders[1]Biden’s executive orders: View the list (cnn.com). 50 orders in my first 45 days. More than any other President including that shyster who sat in this office before me. Wouldn’t you know it, he was President 45. 50 in 45. I love the irony[2]Trump: I Did More In 47 Months Than Biden Did In 47 Years, I’m Just Getting Started | Video | RealClearPolitics.

If there’s one thing I’ve learned as Senator President, it’s signing executive orders is more fun than being in a pool with a bunch of kids stroking my leg[3]Joe Biden Tells Story of Kids Touching His Hairy Legs in Swimming Pool (esquire.com). I have to remember to tell that story next time I give a speech.

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